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Some small facts about GOLD..

Major Central Bank Reserves
USA 8139 (tons)
Germany 3469
IMF 3217
France 3025
Switzerland 2590
Italy 2452

Where 80 % Gold are mined and there is only 20 % remained or else need to find new Gold Mine..!!
Since Euro countries are in dept of economic crisis if they bring out their hidden gold wealth they robbed from when in colony rule era this Gold Price will face major break..!

Indans craze on Gold will never fade and thus in whole world only Indians keeping Gold as their major wealth ... the whole INDIANS has the wealth of 25,000 Tons of gold where USA has only 8139 (tons) and even Indian reserve bank has only 700 Tons of Gold..

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TINTU MON TELLING THE LEGENDARY STORY BEHIND ONAM..........!!!

"Once upon a time ter was a guy called Mr. Maveli or smethng, tht dude was the first chief minister of kerala. Mr. Maveli was soo freaking awesome CM, the crime rate in kerala was zero per, like ter was no illegal hacking, no porn movie production, no robbery nthng at al, awesome nah??l. And moreover Girls use to love his abs, he was the dude who brought the idea of kool abs (nw known as family pack).
This beauty of life in Kerala made those assoles in heaven so jealous. One day a huge monster called Vamanan came to earth, n pushed poor maveli into d deep earth core with a drilling machine :((

Poor Maveli was soo Sad, he plead Vamanan to allow him to visit his state once in every year and to chk his Swiss account. Mr.Vamanan agreed.
Tis day is wat we celebrate as Onam nw. Mannn very tragic end!! :(( "

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TINTU MON TELLING THE LEGENDARY STORY BEHIND ONAM..........!!!

"Once upon a time ter was a guy called Mr. Maveli or smethng, tht dude was the first chief minister of kerala. Mr. Maveli was soo freaking awesome CM, the crime rate in kerala was zero per, like ter was no illegal hacking, no porn movie production, no robbery nthng at al, awesome nah??l. And moreover Girls use to love his abs, he was the dude who brought the idea of kool abs (nw known as family pack).
This beauty of life in Kerala made those assoles in heaven so jealous. One day a huge monster called Vamanan came to earth, n pushed poor maveli into d deep earth core with a drilling machine :((

Poor Maveli was soo Sad, he plead Vamanan to allow him to visit his state once in every year and to chk his Swiss account. Mr.Vamanan agreed.
Tis day is wat we celebrate as Onam nw. Mannn very tragic end!! :(( "

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welll u knw why we engineers are good for perefect date...

10. The world does revolve around us... we choose the coordinate system.

9. No "couple" enjoy a better "moment".

8. We know how to handle stress and strain in a relationship.

7. We have significant figures.

6. We understand the motion of rigid bodies.

5. Projectile motion: Do we need to say more?

4. Engineers do it to specification.

3. According to Newton, if two bodies interact, their forces are equal and opposite.

2. We know it's not the length of the vector that counts, but how you apply the force.

1. WE KNOW THE RIGHT HAND RULE!

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Mullaperiyar......
The oldst gravity dam built on 1896 is stil running evn aftr its expry date of 50 yrs,means 65 extra yrs,now the dam is on the verge of Explosn, If tht hapns it wil b the bigst tragdy in the WORLD histry, 45 lakh ppl in Middle Kerala wil flow dwn to Arabian sea within mins, Since our leadrs r not aware of this danger, be ready to face this WATER BOMB which wil finish God's Own country for ever.
Plz share with all

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Tintu- vedhangal eathra eannam undu?
Tintu – 5

Teacher- ancho.?? Eathokkeya?

Tintu- 1. rigvedham 2. yajurvedham 3. samavedam 4. adarvavedam
5. rathinirvedam

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tintumon-”kuttigal bagum kudayumai avarude achante kayyil thoongi L.K.G yil pogunnadhu kaanumbol enikkum oru moham..”

amma-”endhu moham?

tintumon-”oru achan aavan…. !!

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Pashuvine vangan vanna aal: ithinu oru kannu kanan vayya ennittum 8000 roopayo.!

Tindu: thaan pashuvine vangunnathu paal karakkano atho kannu pothi kalikkano

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Dundumon : dei arinjo 100 kodiyude swernnem..!!

TintuMOn: Oh kalathil chorundu vilambaan thaviyum undu ennaalum theettikkan sammathikkillaannu...

Dundumon : athu pinne deyvathinte swernnem allee..

Tintumon : Deyvathinu Jewellery thudengan aano..ithrem..actualy deyvathinu enthina swernnom cashum..?

Dundumon : dei ni chumma preshnm undakkalee..athokke nithiyaa

TintuMon : sooskhichu vekkate eni oru 100 kollam koode..deyvamee.. valla somalian kollakarum vannu ellam kondu poyaal kalom illa chorum illa aduppundakkan adukkalayum illa ennu parayunna pole aakuvo.....nammade policnte kayyile thokkinnu vedi pottenel kolittu kuthenem..hmmm...

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TINTU MON COPY- ADI THEORIES..!!
"paditham
dukkamanunni coppiyallo sughapradham "-[Tintumon
nabboothiri]
"pareeksha ethayalum coppy nannayal mathi "-[srinarayana
Tintu]
"coppy ullavan illathavanu kodukkanam "-[Tintu
christ]
"anyante copy aagrahikkaruthu"( tintu christ)
"anyante copy moshtikkaruthu" (tintu christ)
"copy is d scrt of my sucs" (tintu tendulkar)
"janakodikalude vishvastha sadanam COPY" ( tintu atlas)

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